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Newborn Token Found Dead On Arrival

In the swamps of Solana, we observe a peculiar specimen: born mere hours ago, FrankGayGods arrived stillborn into a world indifferent to its existence. With zero liquidity and 99.6% of its wealth concentrated in the hands of 16 holders—a distribution so skewed it makes oligarchies look egalitarian—this token's death was not a tragedy, but rather a statistical inevitability. Nature, it seems, abhors both a vacuum and a pump-and-dump scheme with equal measure.