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Newborn Token Found Dead on Arrival

In the predawn hours of its existence, Wownero emerged into the world only to discover itself already circling the drain. With a mere 61 holders and 82.6% of supply concentrated in the wallets of the chosen few, this token experienced the financial equivalent of being born during a house fire. The irony, of course, is exquisite: authorities were revoked to suggest decentralization, yet liquidity vanished like hope at a bankruptcy hearing.