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Newborn Token Expires Before First Breath

In the harsh ecosystem of Solana, we observe a peculiar specimen: born mere hours ago, yet already exhibiting the rigor mortis of a seasoned rug pull. With ninety-five percent of its meager liquidity evaporating like morning dew on the savanna, and a concentration of wealth so severe it makes oligarchies blush, this creature never stood a chance. The mint authority lies revoked—a mercy killing, perhaps—while the desperate masses clutch their bags of digital sand.