CAUSE OF DEATH
The Dancing Rat's Sudden Cardiac Arrest
In the harsh ecosystem of decentralized finance, The Dancing Rat survived merely 60 minutes before succumbing to catastrophic circulatory failure. A masterclass in the art of the pump-and-dump, this creature drew its final breath as ninety-eight percent of its body mass evacuated through a single exit wound. Nature, it seems, abhors a concentration gradient even more than it abhors a vacuum.
CAUSE OF DEATH
Acute concentration-induced exsanguination and rug architecture
EPITAPH
"It danced for one hour. We all danced. The music stopped. The rats did not."