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Jetski Cow Never Left the Dock

In the primordial swamps of Solana, we observe the fat cow, born mere hours ago, already decomposing at an alarming rate. With seventeen holders clinging desperately to their digital life raft and ninety-five percent concentrated in the hands of a privileged few, this creature was doomed before it drew its first blockchain breath. Nature, it seems, abhors a poorly distributed token even more than a vacuum.