CAUSE OF DEATH
Newborn Token Already Showing Alarming Vital Signs
In the grand theatre of decentralized finance, we observe a peculiar specimen—mere hours old, yet already bearing the hallmarks of a creature designed for rapid extinction. With a liquidity pool barely sufficient to purchase a used automobile and forty-three percent of its wealth concentrated in the hands of the fortunate few, SELFIE embarks upon its brief existence with the structural integrity of a house of cards in a hurricane.
CAUSE OF DEATH
Extreme concentration risk meets microscopic liquidity
EPITAPH
"Born at midnight, dead by breakfast—a selfie so brief, even Instagram wouldn't cache it."
