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Ascend Token: A One-Hour Tragedy

In the beginning, there was hope—a gleaming ascent toward financial glory. But as we examine the corpse before us, we find a creature that never truly lived at all: born at dawn, dead by breakfast, with eighty hopeful souls discovering too late that they'd boarded a rocket ship with no fuel and a pilot who'd already parachuted out.