CAUSE OF DEATH
Type Shit: A Newborn's Sudden Collapse
In the unforgiving ecosystem of Solana, we observe a specimen that barely drew its first breath before expiring. Born mere hours ago with all the structural integrity of a house of cards in a hurricane, Type Shit achieved the remarkable feat of hemorrhaging 83.5% of its value while maintaining a liquidity pool of precisely zero—a mathematical feat typically reserved for black holes and failed startups.
CAUSE OF DEATH
Instant liquidity evaporation, concentration inequality
EPITAPH
"Two holders stood at the altar. One said 'I do.' The other said 'I'm leaving with everything.'"
