CAUSE OF DEATH
Woodweasel: Born, Pumped, Pronounced Dead
In the span of mere hours, the Woodweasel emerged from the primordial ooze of Solana's blockchain, experienced a violent 446% convulsion, and promptly expired. With zero liquidity and 55% of its meager existence concentrated in the paws of a privileged few, this creature never stood a chance—a textbook example of natural selection in the cryptocurrency ecosystem.
CAUSE OF DEATH
Catastrophic illiquidity combined with extreme concentration
EPITAPH
"It lived fast, died young, and left behind only $65k in volume and a valuable lesson: even revoking authorities cannot prevent the weasel from being hunted."
