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Newborn Token Flatlines in Spectacular Debut

Here we observe pooɥcoin, a creature born mere hours ago, already hemorrhaging nearly a quarter of its value—a remarkable feat of biological incompetence. With liquidity thinner than a mayfly's life expectancy and concentration so severe it makes oligarchies look democratic, this token's descent into obscurity was less a fall and more a controlled crash landing into irrelevance. The authorities may have been revoked, but mercy was not.