JEWISH LAUGH/Cq5H..pump
TERMINAL
jewish laugh

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$LAUGHCq5H..pump
Case file · ante-mortem observation
TERMINAL.

Extreme concentration, zero liquidity, structural collapse

DEX · pumpfunChain · SolanaGrade · D
Grade Score
43/100
Grade D · TERMINAL
Mkt Cap
$10.3K
+291.0% · 24h
Volume 24h
$29.5K
Holders
85
Liquidity DrainedHeavy Concentration
FDV
$3.28B
Price USD
$3.28e-6
DEX
pumpfun

Field Report

§ 01 · narration

Newborn Token Dies of Immediate Catastrophic Imbalance

In the dense forests of Solana, we observe the jewish laugh token—a creature born merely an hour ago, already gasping its final breaths. Despite a fever of 291% price volatility and frantic trading activity, the ecosystem's most fundamental nutrient has evaporated entirely: liquidity. Watch now as the top 10 predators, clutching 67.4% of the population, abandon their dying offspring to seek greener blockchains.

Diagnosis

§ 02 · derived findings
Activity
Modest
$29.5K volume / 24h.
Holders
Concentrated
Top 5 hold 55.3% of supply.

Cause

§ 03 · forensic conclusion
Likely Cause
Extreme concentration, zero liquidity, structural collapse
Patient Note

It laughed once. Very briefly. Then the market wept—mostly at itself.

Holders

§ 04 · 85 wallets
Top 1
43.9%
Top 5
55.3%
Top 10
67.4%
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02H84W...rGPgAUTOPSY3.17%
035qx7...FvnV2.80%
04HKnj...CXq4AUTOPSY2.77%057WpU...SxRFAUTOPSY2.71%
062me9...Cvad2.64%
076o3j...c5Le2.59%
087xTS...Lss52.33%
09FZU5...tEzbAUTOPSY2.26%
10AwPD...Vd7D2.26%