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Newborn Token Arrives Dead on Blockchain

In the cruel theatre of decentralized finance, we observe a creature that never truly lived—born merely hours ago into a world of 73 holders, yet already suffocating under the weight of concentration. The authorities, though renounced in a theatrical gesture of legitimacy, arrive far too late; the damage, you see, was written into its very genesis. One might call it a mercy that liquidity pools refuse to acknowledge its existence.