DADCOIN/Cowy..pump
RECOVERING
DADCOIN

DADCOINCowyrEtbMX5oT211m3u9ayaBcTknsP2wh2zMWghbpump

$DADCowy..pump
Case file · ante-mortem observation
RECOVERING.

Acute concentration toxicity with extreme liquidity anemia

DEX · pumpswapChain · SolanaGrade · B
Grade Score
78/100
Grade B · RECOVERING
Mkt Cap
$13.8K
+15.7% · 24h
Liquidity
$9.2K
Volume 24h
$2.3K
Holders
400
FDV
$13.92B
Price USD
$1.39e-5
DEX
pumpswap

Field Report

§ 01 · narration

DADCOIN: A Father's Day Massacre

In the harsh ecosystem of Solana, we observe DADCOIN—a creature that mastered the art of theatrical volatility whilst remaining fundamentally insolvent. With 70.9% of its assets concentrated in the claws of merely ten holders, this token exemplifies nature's cruel hierarchy: the illusion of decentralization coupled with the reality of a poorly-diversified pump-and-dump mechanism. A 15.7% daily swing on $9,249 of liquidity is not resilience—it is the death throes of a species unable to adapt.

Diagnosis

§ 02 · derived findings
Liquidity
Draining
$9.2K pool depth.
Activity
Sparse
$2.3K volume / 24h.
Holders
Concentrated
Top 5 hold 53.2% of supply.

Cause

§ 03 · forensic conclusion
Likely Cause
Acute concentration toxicity with extreme liquidity anemia
Patient Note

He tried to be everybody's DAD, but ended up being nobody's investment.

Holders

§ 04 · 400 wallets
Top 1
26.9%
Top 5
53.2%
Top 10
70.9%
013AFL...nZ4j26.95%
027RGq...AkNK8.08%
03FS16...L7Uz6.55%
04EUPS...Da6X6.38%
05b918...XaSS5.22%
064maB...EDkXAUTOPSY4.92%
079PEA...aGvR3.98%
08BqfS...jh1G3.62%
09GoMu...eG6E3.20%
10FYM7...kr5b2.01%
BEHAVIORAL COST BREAKDOWN
35.58 SOL
total lost — cohort
Emotional TradingPRIMARY
35.58 SOL100.0%
Mistimed Exits
0.000 SOL0.0%
Position Sizing
0.000 SOL0.0%
Standard Losses
0.000 SOL0.0%
Emotional Trading drove most of the cost across this cohort. Panic buys, panic exits, averaging down into losses.
Based on 4 holders · scanned 40d ago

Wallet Casualties

§ 05 · 4 known