MODERN AMERICAN GAS ASSETS/Coug..pump
RECOVERING
Modern American Gas Assets

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$MAGACoug..pump
Case file · ante-mortem observation
RECOVERING.

Extreme illiquidity meets institutional disinterest

DEX · pumpfunChain · SolanaGrade · B
Grade Score
75/100
Grade B · RECOVERING
Mkt Cap
$31.4K
-1.4% · 24h
Liquidity
$12.7K
Volume 24h
$18.44
Holders
400
Liquidity DrainedFew HoldersHeavy Concentration
FDV
$30.65B
Price USD
$3.06e-5
DEX
pumpfun

Field Report

§ 01 · narration

A Token's Slow Suffocation in Apathy's Embrace

Here we observe the Modern American Gas Assets, a creature that achieved the remarkable feat of remaining technically alive while demonstrating all the vital signs of a financial cadaver. With a liquidity pool smaller than a moderately successful lemonade stand and daily volume suggesting its holders have collectively decided to stop trading it, this token exemplifies nature's cruel truth: survival without purpose is merely postponed extinction.

Diagnosis

§ 02 · derived findings
Liquidity
Draining
$12.7K pool depth.
Activity
Flatlined
$18.44 volume / 24h.
Holders
Distributed
Top 5 hold 21.5% of supply.

Cause

§ 03 · forensic conclusion
Likely Cause
Extreme illiquidity meets institutional disinterest
Patient Note

It didn't die—it simply forgot to give anyone a reason to care that it lived.

Holders

§ 04 · 400 wallets
Top 1
5.8%
Top 5
21.5%
Top 10
32.3%
014pfv...emR65.85%
02Hww1...LXnZ4.71%
037dy9...nRZu4.01%
044WPq...egQW3.82%
05Erbc...n5XN3.14%
06DNJD...g2Km2.76%
07BsAd...3ofQ2.22%
086jAt...FdTL2.06%
093rb4...QdZ61.99%
105RKv...7TUy1.77%
BEHAVIORAL COST BREAKDOWN
7.35 SOL
total lost — cohort
Emotional Trading
0.000 SOL0.0%
Mistimed Exits
0.000 SOL0.0%
Position SizingPRIMARY
7.35 SOL100.0%
Standard Losses
0.000 SOL0.0%
Position Sizing drove most of the cost across this cohort. Bag-holding and never-selling — exposure not managed.
Based on 1 holder · scanned 30d ago

Wallet Casualties

§ 05 · 1 known