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Case file · ante-mortem observation
TERMINAL.
Extreme concentration, zero utility, infinite hubris
Grade Score
43/100
Grade D · TERMINAL
Mkt Cap
$3.1K
-90.7% · 24h
Liquidity
$4.3K
Volume 24h
$251.1K
Holders
250
Thin LiquidityPrice CollapseHeavy Concentration
Field Report
Go Pump Me: A Spectacular Ninety-Minute Extinction Event
In what can only be described as a blink-and-you-missed-it tragedy, Go Pump Me entered the Solana ecosystem with all the grace of a meteor and exited with considerably less fanfare. Born mere hours ago, it experienced a 90.7% collapse—a decline so steep, one wonders if the developers simply forgot to code the 'up' direction. With 87.6% of tokens concentrated in the top ten wallets, this was less a decentralized token launch and more a masterclass in the mathematical inevitability of redistribution.
Diagnosis
Liquidity
Critically low
$4.3K pool depth.
Activity
Active
$251.1K volume / 24h.
Holders
Extreme cluster
Top 5 hold 84.6% of supply.
Cause
Likely Cause
Extreme concentration, zero utility, infinite hubris
Patient Note
It pumped. We dumped. Game over in ninety minutes.
Holders
Top 1
72.4%
Top 5
84.6%
Top 10
87.6%
01CJRp...TuTX72.40%
02FCcB...5QPq7.06%
03Fy6H...Qj9h2.92%
04GmHr...ejrh1.23%
054GpB...CvRY1.04%
06Dsx7...7RjH0.67%
076rML...vaqy0.62%
08FFcv...dEhP0.60%
092y78...32ia0.53%
107XuN...Zc4W0.49%