MOM I'D LIKE TO FUND/CoAF..pump
FLATLINED
Mom I'd like to fund

Mom I'd like to fundCoAFDKXK51NwfVyZLN9LzQvxiiVvgQZ9Ldz1C7GLpump

$MILFCoAF..pump
Case file · ante-mortem observation
FLATLINED.

Concentrated ownership, instantaneous liquidity evaporation

DEX · pumpfunChain · SolanaGrade · F
Grade Score
11/100
Grade F · FLATLINED
Mkt Cap
$811.74
-79.5% · 24h
Volume 24h
$4.3K
Holders
1
Liquidity DrainedFew HoldersSteep DeclineHeavy Concentration
FDV
$1.55B
Price USD
$7.77e-7
DEX
pumpfun

Field Report

§ 01 · narration

A Mother's Financial Tragedy: Stillborn Token

In the harsh ecosystem of Solana, we witness a peculiar specimen that never truly drew breath. Born mere hours ago with all the promise of a newborn, this token has already succumbed to the predatory embrace of its three shareholders—a cautionary tale of ambition meeting apocalyptic market forces.

Diagnosis

§ 02 · derived findings
Activity
Sparse
$4.3K volume / 24h.
Holders
Extreme cluster
Top 5 hold 100.0% of supply.

Cause

§ 03 · forensic conclusion
Likely Cause
Concentrated ownership, instantaneous liquidity evaporation
Patient Note

Mom wanted to fund something; the market funded her education instead.

Holders

§ 04 · 1 wallets
Top 1
100.0%
Top 5
100.0%
Top 10
100.0%
01EnLA...1DMf100.00%