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Newborn Token Gasps Final Breath Within Hours

In the brutal theatre of decentralized finance, we observe the Doghouse—a creature born mere moments ago, already convulsing in its death throes. With zero liquidity and 58% of its meager existence concentrated in the jaws of a privileged few, this token experienced what we might call a 'flash mob' of enthusiasm, followed swiftly by the inevitable predation that nature demands.