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Lobstercoin's Final Molt: A Crustacean Collapse

Here we observe the Lobstercoin, a creature that once dreamed of swimming through the vast ocean of decentralized finance. Alas, it found itself trapped in a tank with 231 other doomed investors, 97.6% of whom were actually just the original developer in various disguises. In its final hours, trading a mere $26 per day, the magnificent crustacean simply forgot how to breathe.