CAUSE OF DEATH
Asteroid Marvin: Born Dead, Stayed That Way
In the beginning, there was Asteroid Marvin—a token so stillborn it never drew its first breath of liquidity. Six unfortunate souls held this digital phantom, their collective wallets now monuments to spectacular poor judgment. Like a mayfly that skipped the flying part, it achieved the remarkable feat of dying before it truly lived.
CAUSE OF DEATH
Instant rug pull masquerading as legitimate launch
EPITAPH
"It had all the hallmarks of a token: a name, a chain, and six people who will never speak of this again."