CAUSE OF DEATH
Feline Finance Expires Before First Nap
In the brutal ecosystem of decentralized finance, Feed The Cat survived merely sixty minutes—a lifespan shorter than most household pets' afternoon slumber. With 97.9% of tokens concentrated in the paws of a select few predators and liquidity evaporating faster than morning dew, this kitten never stood a chance. The revocation of mint and freeze authorities provided merely the illusion of legitimacy, a last desperate meow before the inevitable.
CAUSE OF DEATH
Concentrated holdings, zero liquidity, instant rug pull
EPITAPH
"It was fed once. The cat ate everything."