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BULLANA: A Four-Hour Extinction Event

In the vast savanna of Solana, we observe the remarkable lifecycle of BULLANA—a creature so spectacularly ill-adapted to survival that it achieved complete ecosystem collapse before most investors finished their morning coffee. The four surviving holders clutched their worthless tokens like desperate paleontologists preserving the last bones of a species that never should have evolved.