ButtcoinCm6fNnMk7NfzStP9CZpsQA2v3jjzbcYGAxdJySmHpump
Case file · ante-mortem observation
STABLE.
Death by a thousand papercuts: illiquidity, apathy, gravity
Grade Score
88/100
Grade A · STABLE
Mkt Cap
$14.15M
-3.2% · 24h
Liquidity
$1.26M
Volume 24h
$640.7K
Holders
400
Field Report
Buttcoin: A Survival Paradox Examined
Here we observe a peculiar specimen—technically alive, yet exhibiting all the telltale signs of a prolonged financial decline. With a respectable grade A rating and decentralized authorities properly revoked, Buttcoin manages the impressive feat of being simultaneously legitimate and utterly irrelevant, much like a perfectly preserved Victorian taxidermy collection.
Diagnosis
Liquidity
Adequate
$1.26M pool depth.
Activity
Active
$640.7K volume / 24h.
Holders
Concentrated
Top 5 hold 61.1% of supply.
Cause
Likely Cause
Death by a thousand papercuts: illiquidity, apathy, gravity
Patient Note
It had everything to live for: decentralization, decent holders, and a name that would make its creators laugh. Tragically, it discovered that being sound doesn't make you interesting.
Holders
Top 1
15.7%
Top 5
61.1%
Top 10
82.0%
019oZU...bsqX15.71%
0228bB...ZXF214.77%
03GpZj...4iPb13.38%
044sTQ...AczX10.19%
05FXvP...Zm677.08%
06J953...YJ9i6.46%
079feR...kSjZ4.61%
087Uxy...xiEk4.03%
09Gbwt...aitS3.54%
1076Q6...bn3j2.28%
BEHAVIORAL COST BREAKDOWN
1143.70 SOL
total lost — cohort
Emotional TradingPRIMARY
1047.23 SOL91.6%
Mistimed Exits
0.000 SOL0.0%
Position Sizing
4.98 SOL0.4%
Standard Losses
91.49 SOL8.0%
Emotional Trading drove most of the cost across this cohort. Panic buys, panic exits, averaging down into losses.
Based on 7 holders · scanned 18d ago
Wallet Casualties
ZchL...FPYV
Never sold. Still holding. Still hoping.
-504.610 SOL
APBn...kvjr
Never sold. Still holding. Still hoping.
-413.690 SOL
6upL...P8mx
Lost SOL. Gained experience. Bad trade.
-91.488 SOL
CYW5...z9fM
Never sold. Still holding. Still hoping.
-53.748 SOL
8aot...mfbR
Kept buying. It kept dumping. They kept buying.
-45.322 SOL
DQUe...UF1e
Token went to zero. Wallet went to therapy.
-29.862 SOL
D1ZC...fFBU
Never sold. Still holding. Still hoping.
-4.981 SOL