TROLLOTRUMP/CkLb..pump
FLATLINED
TROLLOTRUMP

TROLLOTRUMPCkLbKcjeH5nax77G5w3HobajaAZt4KrSrug7mkkGpump

$TROLLTRUMPCkLb..pump
Case file · ante-mortem observation
FLATLINED.

Extreme concentration, anemic volume, and cosmic indifference

DEX · pumpfunChain · SolanaGrade · F
Grade Score
33/100
Grade F · FLATLINED
Mkt Cap
$1.2K
Liquidity
$2.4K
Volume 24h
$9.93
Holders
32
Liquidity Drained
FDV
$1.27B
Price USD
$1.27e-6
DEX
pumpfun

Field Report

§ 01 · narration

Trolling Market Found Deceased in Liquidity Pool

Here we observe the cadaver of TROLLOTRUMP, a specimen that achieved the remarkable distinction of complete circulatory collapse despite removing its own kill-switches. With 99.9% of its wealth concentrated in merely ten holders and a daily volume of $9.93—barely enough to purchase a premium coffee—this token never stood a chance against the harsh Darwinian pressures of the Solana ecosystem.

Diagnosis

§ 02 · derived findings
Liquidity
Critically low
$2.4K pool depth.
Activity
Flatlined
$9.93 volume / 24h.
Holders
Extreme cluster
Top 5 hold 99.8% of supply.

Cause

§ 03 · forensic conclusion
Likely Cause
Extreme concentration, anemic volume, and cosmic indifference
Patient Note

It lived for 785 hours, traded for pocket change, and died as it lived: a punchline nobody laughed at.

Holders

§ 04 · 32 wallets
Top 1
99.3%
Top 5
99.8%
Top 10
100.0%
015F8y...m9gh99.25%
029QDW...52Wp0.28%
036R6o...s7bR0.11%
04MiLo...Vnu60.10%
05BM9C...jvMNAUTOPSY0.08%
06Htkm...YAb80.05%
07EWS3...s5jG0.02%
082zuh...nKAM0.02%
097H82...znQV0.02%
102rbM...sRzA0.02%