THE PATRIOTIC DOG/CjEj..pump
FLATLINED
The Patriotic Dog

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Case file · ante-mortem observation
FLATLINED.

Liquidity evaporation meets concentration carnage

DEX · pumpfunChain · SolanaGrade · F
Grade Score
28/100
Grade F · FLATLINED
Mkt Cap
$10.1K
+283.0% · 24h
Volume 24h
$5.4K
Holders
5
Liquidity DrainedFew HoldersHeavy Concentration
FDV
$1.94B
Price USD
$1.94e-6
DEX
pumpfun

Field Report

§ 01 · narration

Patriotic Dog Dies Gasping for Air

In what can only be described as a masterclass in financial self-sabotage, The Patriotic Dog arrived stillborn into the Solana ecosystem, having somehow achieved a 283% price swing with zero liquidity—a feat of mathematical impossibility that would make even the most creative accountant weep. Observed here in its natural habitat: five holders clutching 100% of supply, desperately pretending their modest $5,400 in volume constitutes a functioning market rather than a elaborate game of pass-the-bag.

Diagnosis

§ 02 · derived findings
Activity
Modest
$5.4K volume / 24h.
Holders
Extreme cluster
Top 5 hold 100.0% of supply.

Cause

§ 03 · forensic conclusion
Likely Cause
Liquidity evaporation meets concentration carnage
Patient Note

It had no liquidity to live by, and all the patriotism in the world couldn't stop it from becoming a cautionary tale whispered in Discord servers.

Holders

§ 04 · 5 wallets
Top 1
97.6%
Top 5
100.0%
Top 10
100.0%
01EJ9Q...NFZs97.64%
02haqq...QgWqAUTOPSY1.37%
036pGx...nkek0.48%
048RLo...xT69AUTOPSY0.33%
05GrvZ...HjPg0.17%