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Case file · ante-mortem observation

CRITICAL.

Liquidity evaporation with zero-dollar velocity

DEX · pumpfunChain · SolanaGrade · C

Grade Score

55/100

Grade C · CRITICAL

Mkt Cap

$15.9K

+702.0% · 24h

Volume 24h

$44.6K

Holders

217

Liquidity Drained

FDV

$9.77B

Price USD

$9.77e-6

DEX

pumpfun

Pool

A84e..xa7i ↗

Field Report

§ 01 · narration

LAZYAPE Expires Before First Nap Cycle

In the grand theatre of decentralized finance, we observe a most peculiar specimen: born merely an hour ago, LAZYAPE achieved a stunning 702% price ascension before discovering the cruel reality that liquidity, much like actual apes, requires substance to survive. The creature's final moments were marked by a haunting paradox—authorities revoked, yet somehow still very dead.

Diagnosis

§ 02 · derived findings

Activity

Modest

$44.6K volume / 24h.

Holders

Skewed

Top 5 hold 42.3% of supply.

Cause

§ 03 · forensic conclusion

Likely Cause

Liquidity evaporation with zero-dollar velocity

Patient Note

It was lazy even in death—couldn't be bothered to stay alive past its first hour.

Holders

§ 04 · 217 wallets

Top 1

28.6%

Top 5

42.3%

Top 10

53.5%

01A84e...xa7i28.65%

0289Mb...sohp4.05%

039n2H...fgc83.33%

047x6A...19ARAUTOPSY3.15%055qzW...4PA1AUTOPSY3.12%

06FQ1H...R2h43.05%

07Hdjo...QiZi2.45%

08iyHV...s3WM2.42%

097SeU...KyqeAUTOPSY1.64%

106Yug...Cd2r1.63%