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SAY IT BRO PLS ½: A Stillborn Cryptocurrency

Here we observe the token in its natural habitat—the blockchain—where it survives mere moments before succumbing to the harsh realities of market forces. Born at midnight with all the promise of a newborn, it flatlined before breakfast, its $407 in daily volume a sobering reminder that even revoked authorities cannot save one from the gravity of human indifference. Two holders remain, locked in their digital crypt, contemplating the peculiar choice to invest in something with a name that sounds like a plea for mercy.