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Feline Finance Expires: A Kitten's Nine Lives Exhausted

Here we observe the National Kitten Day token in its final throes—a creature that survived the revocation of its authorities only to perish from the far more lethal condition of zero liquidity. With 73% of its meager population concentrated among the top ten holders, one might say this particular kitten was less a distributed financial instrument and more a carefully hoarded litter box of concentrated risk. The 148% price swing in 24 hours suggests not recovery, but rather the death spasms of a dying animal.