CAUSE OF DEATH
Wheelchair Racer Crashes Before Leaving Pit
In the swamplands of Solana, we observe a peculiar creature—born mere hours ago, already circling the drain with the grace of a three-legged gazelle. The top ten predators, having gorged themselves on 67% of the token's flesh, have now abandoned their kill, leaving only the scavengers and the deeply confused to inherit the wreckage. A C-grade specimen, it wheeled into existence only to wheel directly off a cliff.
CAUSE OF DEATH
Massive whale exit, liquidity evaporation, infant mortality
EPITAPH
"It raced toward financial ruin with admirable consistency—zero hours old and already down 71.8%, proving that even in crypto, some things accelerate faster than intended."