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Shrub Withers in the Crypto Garden

Here we observe the final gasps of Shrub the Hedgehog, a creature whose 233% volatility betrays the violent thrashing of a dying animal. With zero liquidity and 73% of its tokens hoarded by a select few apex predators, this poor hedgehog curled into a ball—only to discover there was nothing inside. The mint and freeze authorities, mercifully revoked, suggest someone at least had the decency to remove the kill switch before the lights went out.