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Launch Bank: Dead on Arrival, Authorities Revoked

In the annals of blockchain history, few specimens have achieved such remarkable brevity in their existence. Here we observe Launch Bank, a token so thoroughly stillborn that its creators thoughtfully revoked all authorities—a mercy killing masquerading as decentralization. The fourteen holders, clutching their worthless bags like mourners at a funeral no one attended, bear witness to what can only be described as financial performance art.