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Three-Hour Wonder: A Pump-and-Dump Requiem

In the beginning, there was BullWorld—a token so young it hadn't yet learned to walk, yet somehow convinced 1,449 souls that a 501% surge in three hours was sustainable biology rather than a predatory feeding frenzy. As our narrator observes the carnage, one must admire the sheer audacity: a liquidity pool the size of a modest sedan, authorities revoked as if that somehow conferred legitimacy, and a distribution pattern suggesting the architects kept the lion's share of the feast. Nature, it seems, abhors a vacuum—but she abhors a pump-and-dump even more.