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Newborn Token Flatlines Immediately Upon Birth

In the unforgiving ecosystem of Solana, we observe a peculiar specimen that achieved the remarkable feat of dying before it truly lived. Born merely hours ago, Fart Fart Fart Sahur experienced a meteoric rise and fall that would make even the most cynical venture capitalist weep—or perhaps chuckle darkly. Six holders gathered around its cradle only to watch it expire, a cautionary tale written in $0 liquidity and 15% losses per day.