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Chudbull: Born, Pumped, Promptly Expired

In the harsh ecosystem of Solana, we observe a peculiar specimen—the chudbull—whose entire lifecycle compressed into a single hour, much like a mayfly on performance-enhancing drugs. A 1365% price surge, you see, is nature's way of announcing a spectacular gravitational collapse, particularly when paired with zero liquidity and 98.3% of tokens concentrated in the hands of the apex predators. One can almost hear the collective gasp of retail traders as they discovered, too late, that velocity and value are not the same currency.