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Newborn Token Found Dead on Arrival

In the vast savanna of decentralized finance, a peculiar specimen emerged mere hours ago, its price surging 152% in a desperate, convulsive gasp for relevance. With zero liquidity and eighty-seven believers clutching their worthless bags, this creature never stood a chance—a still-born pump-and-dump, abandoned by its creators the moment the mint authority was revoked, leaving only a trail of liquidated Celsius cans.