Coaches Don't Play: They Just Exit

In the harsh ecosystem of Solana, we observe a peculiar specimen—born merely an hour ago, already showing the telltale signs of terminal distribution. With 74.9% of its mass concentrated in ten predatory holders and liquidity draining faster than a coach's credibility after a losing streak, this token never stood a chance. Nature, it seems, abhors a pump-and-dump scheme even more than a vacuum.