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Newborn Token Dies in Spectacular 234% Pump

In the unforgiving ecosystem of Solana, we observe a creature that achieved the rare distinction of dying before it truly lived. Born merely hours ago with all the hallmarks of a classic pump-and-dump—revoked authorities, vanishing liquidity, and 67 terrified holders clutching their worthless bags—this token executed a textbook exit strategy that would make nature documentarians weep.