CAUSE OF DEATH
The Singer Cat's Two-Hour Operatic Finale
In the unforgiving savanna of decentralized finance, we observe a most curious specimen: a token that achieved the remarkable feat of dying before most investors finished their morning coffee. With a liquidity pool as barren as a cat's water dish and ninety percent of its wealth consolidated among the alpha predators, The Singer Cat performed its final aria in precisely 120 minutes—a performance so brief, so catastrophic, that even the blockchain itself seemed bemused.
CAUSE OF DEATH
Concentration, illiquidity, and infant mortality
EPITAPH
"Here lies SERAFINO: it promised to sing, instead it became the cautionary tale itself."