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Newborn Token Found Dead on Arrival

In the beginning, there was chaos—a token born at midnight with all the structural integrity of a house of cards in a hurricane. Within mere hours, shitcoin® achieved what takes most rug pulls weeks to accomplish: spectacular self-immolation. Here we observe nature's harshest lesson: when 86.5% of the population controls the genetic destiny of a species, extinction is not a possibility—it is an inevitability.