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Newborn Token Found Dead on Arrival

Here we observe the Official Musk Coin, a creature that achieved sentience mere moments before expiring—a tragedy of biblical proportions, if one considers biblical proportions to include zero liquidity and the speed of a market correction. The infant token's demise was remarkably swift; having never truly lived, it merely flickered into existence like a dying star, only to discover that 86% of its population was concentrated in the hands of apex predators, leaving the remaining 14 retail holders to debate the finer points of exit strategy.