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Antonelli's Two-Hour Pump-and-Dump Demise

Here we observe the Kimi Antonelli token in its natural habitat—the memecoin graveyard—expiring after merely 120 minutes of existence. A textbook case of concentrated wealth distribution and the absence of liquidity, our subject achieved a remarkable 205% gain before discovering that zero trading corridors make for excellent escape routes. The authorities were revoked, the holders consolidated, and nature, as always, took its course.