CAUSE OF DEATH
Pretty Bae: A Study in Elegant Extinction
Here we observe the remains of Pretty Bae, a token that achieved the remarkable feat of simultaneously revoking all safety mechanisms while accumulating precisely seven believers. In its final days, it generated a mere $1.10 in volume—a sum that wouldn't purchase the digital flowers for its own funeral. The creature's most exquisite adaptation: convincing itself that absolute holder concentration and zero liquidity were features, not bugs.
CAUSE OF DEATH
Concentration, illiquidity, and spectacular irrelevance
EPITAPH
"It was pretty, it was bae, but it was never actually tradable."