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Newborn Token Arrives DOA at Exchange

Here we observe a specimen that achieved the remarkable feat of expiring before its first breath—a zero-liquidity phantasm that somehow convinced 66 hopeful souls to witness its instantaneous demise. Like a mayfly born at dusk, this token experienced its entire lifecycle in the time it takes to order a coffee, leaving behind only the faint smell of burnt ambition and revoked authorities.