BANANA DAD/CdFJ..pump
FLATLINED
banana dad

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CdFJ..pump
Case file · ante-mortem observation
FLATLINED.

Instantaneous liquidity evaporation and rugpull geometry

DEX · pumpfunChain · SolanaGrade · F
Grade Score
13/100
Grade F · FLATLINED
Mkt Cap
$343.87
-83.9% · 24h
Volume 24h
$1.0K
Holders
2
Liquidity DrainedFew HoldersPrice CollapseHeavy Concentration
FDV
$687.60M
Price USD
$3.44e-7
DEX
pumpfun

Field Report

§ 01 · narration

Banana Dad's Two-Hour Descent Into Financial Oblivion

In the unforgiving ecosystem of Solana, we observe the banana dad, a creature that lived precisely 120 minutes before experiencing a catastrophic -83.9% collapse. With only two holders and zero liquidity, this token represents perhaps the most efficient demonstration of how to transform hope into worthlessness at scale. The authorities may have been revoked, but so was any semblance of financial viability.

Diagnosis

§ 02 · derived findings
Activity
Sparse
$1.0K volume / 24h.
Holders
Extreme cluster
Top 5 hold 100.0% of supply.

Cause

§ 03 · forensic conclusion
Likely Cause
Instantaneous liquidity evaporation and rugpull geometry
Patient Note

Two hours of existence, eternity of regret—a true testament to the principle that some fruit should never be a financial instrument.

Holders

§ 04 · 2 wallets
Top 1
56.2%
Top 5
100.0%
Top 10
100.0%
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02BwWK...de6sAUTOPSY43.75%