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The Burger Token: A Fast Food Tragedy

In the primordial depths of Solana's blockchain, a curious specimen emerged—the burger token—only to expire before its first weekend concluded. Like a mayfly that never quite learned to fly, it achieved the remarkable feat of concentrating 100% of its wealth among ten holders whilst maintaining the liquidity of a dried-up ketchup packet. Nature, it seems, abhors a pump-and-dump scheme almost as much as it abhors a vacuum.