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Pokémon Token Dies Before Learning to Evolve

In the waning hours of its brief existence, POKEX exhibited all the hallmarks of a creature destined for the great digital graveyard—a furious spike in trading volume masking the grim reality of its two-hour lifespan. The authorities, revoked in what one might charitably call 'good faith,' could not prevent the inevitable: a volume-to-liquidity ratio so violently disproportionate that even the most optimistic observer must acknowledge the scent of impending liquidation. One watches, with the detached fascination of a naturalist, as $294,822 in frenzied transactions chase a mere $19,146 in actual value.