CAUSE OF DEATH
Bufo Never Left the Incubator
Here we observe Bufo, a creature that existed for precisely zero hours before experiencing a catastrophic 83.5% collapse—a remarkable achievement in the annals of token mortality. Born into a world where 75% of its population resided in merely ten hands, this amphibian never had a chance to hop; it was devoured before it could fully emerge from its chrysalis.
CAUSE OF DEATH
Extreme concentration meets instant exit liquidity
EPITAPH
"It came, it saw, it lost eighty-three and a half percent of everything—faster than you can say 'rugpull.'"