PLZDONTKILLUS/Cb9i..pump
FLATLINED
plzdontkillus

plzdontkillusCb9iZC4ui9KPMvw8rsF1HuBpUvK1RQARCkEpdwhYpump

Cb9i..pump
Case file · ante-mortem observation
FLATLINED.

Instant rug pull via concentration and evaporation

DEX · pumpfunChain · SolanaGrade · F
Grade Score
28/100
Grade F · FLATLINED
Mkt Cap
$2.6K
+0.3% · 24h
Volume 24h
$3.5K
Holders
5
Liquidity DrainedFew HoldersHeavy Concentration
FDV
$2.55B
Price USD
$2.55e-6
DEX
pumpfun

Field Report

§ 01 · narration

Newborn Token Arrives Dead on Blockchain

In the swamplands of Solana, we observe a curious specimen: plzdontkillus, a token born mere hours ago, already exhibiting the pallor of complete market death. With zero liquidity and five holders controlling 100% of supply, this digital organism never drew its first breath before the vultures arrived. The irony, of course, is exquisite—a token begging not to be killed, discovered stone cold in its crib.

Diagnosis

§ 02 · derived findings
Activity
Sparse
$3.5K volume / 24h.
Holders
Extreme cluster
Top 5 hold 100.0% of supply.

Cause

§ 03 · forensic conclusion
Likely Cause
Instant rug pull via concentration and evaporation
Patient Note

It didn't ask to be born; it certainly didn't deserve to die this way—though statistically speaking, it never really lived at all.

Holders

§ 04 · 5 wallets
Top 1
96.4%
Top 5
100.0%
Top 10
100.0%
01HL78...MyWD96.44%
02GU9U...4JiS3.40%
033Wgy...ceeC0.14%
04G3bn...X3XE0.02%
05DMw5...pct20.00%