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TERMINAL
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Case file · ante-mortem observation
TERMINAL.

Concentration, illiquidity, and mathematical impossibility

DEX · pumpfunChain · SolanaGrade · D
Grade Score
48/100
Grade D · TERMINAL
Mkt Cap
$8.5K
+249.0% · 24h
Volume 24h
$36.5K
Holders
87
Liquidity DrainedHeavy Concentration
FDV
$8.47B
Price USD
$8.47e-6
DEX
pumpfun

Field Report

§ 01 · narration

SHIT Token: A Liquidity Mirage's Final Collapse

In the waning moments of its existence, SHIT achieved what few tokens manage—a spectacular 249% pump on the corpse of its own demise. With zero liquidity and 70% of supply concentrated in a mere ten wallets, this venture into scatological finance exemplifies nature's cruel efficiency: the predator devours the prey before vanishing into the savanna, leaving only 87 bewildered holders and a cautionary tale.

Diagnosis

§ 02 · derived findings
Activity
Modest
$36.5K volume / 24h.
Holders
Concentrated
Top 5 hold 58.8% of supply.

Cause

§ 03 · forensic conclusion
Likely Cause
Concentration, illiquidity, and mathematical impossibility
Patient Note

It rose like a phoenix and crashed like a bag of actual shit—ironic, given the name.

Holders

§ 04 · 87 wallets
Top 1
46.4%
Top 5
58.8%
Top 10
70.0%
015syy...UxZZ46.42%
02Erdx...FKcU3.40%
03C4tu...QWKN3.27%
045eKz...NV6m2.92%
05DQQx...vgZJ2.76%
06J6cg...uJtH2.72%
07BdkB...trvS2.34%
08HXJE...rNPU2.22%
09Df2T...JQGq2.03%
10Dcvr...9A1S1.96%