CAUSE OF DEATH
Melissa AI: A Three-Day Extinction Event
In the unforgiving savanna of decentralized finance, we observe the skeletal remains of Melissa AI, a creature that survived merely 88 hours in the wild before succumbing to its own evolutionary inadequacy. With nine holders—all of whom appear to be the same organism—and zero liquidity, this token represents nature's most efficient deletion algorithm: concentrated ownership meeting absolute indifference.
CAUSE OF DEATH
Liquidity evaporation, extreme concentration, apathy
EPITAPH
"She had 100% of nothing and 0% of a future."