ASK JEEVES/CZzA..yrD8
FLATLINED
Ask Jeeves

Ask JeevesCZzAUeC6pf7HD92F2ZPG9zJpbhwL1oVMu1RWHsnfyrD8

$JEEVESCZzA..yrD8
Case file · ante-mortem observation
FLATLINED.

Concentration, apathy, and mathematical inevitability

DEX · pumpfunChain · SolanaGrade · F
Grade Score
18/100
Grade F · FLATLINED
Mkt Cap
$1.9K
Volume 24h
$48.36
Holders
23
Liquidity DrainedFew HoldersHeavy Concentration
FDV
$2.73B
Price USD
$2.73e-6
DEX
pumpfun

Field Report

§ 01 · narration

Ask Jeeves: Nobody Was Listening

In the vast savanna of the Solana blockchain, we observe the withered husk of Ask Jeeves—a token that achieved the remarkable feat of dying despite having its safety mechanisms revoked, as if removing the guardrails somehow made the cliff edge more forgiving. With twenty-eight holders clutching their digital remains and ninety-nine point eight percent concentrated in the top ten, this was less a community and more a hostage situation masquerading as decentralization.

Diagnosis

§ 02 · derived findings
Activity
Flatlined
$48.36 volume / 24h.
Holders
Extreme cluster
Top 5 hold 99.7% of supply.

Cause

§ 03 · forensic conclusion
Likely Cause
Concentration, apathy, and mathematical inevitability
Patient Note

It asked the right questions. Unfortunately, nobody was asking it.

Holders

§ 04 · 23 wallets
Top 1
98.6%
Top 5
99.7%
Top 10
100.0%
01CtDd...bSyw98.61%
02Br5o...Y1ta0.35%
035XnK...e94a0.31%
04CAxV...xh9e0.25%
058psN...VRtf0.15%
062eBs...YfeU0.13%
078MzJ...3afL0.10%
08EgyN...WfeY0.04%
09ABs4...1kyn0.03%
10ZG98...wmPd0.01%